A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest.
They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk.
“How are we going to get these animals through customs?” asks the wife.
The man replies, “Easy my love, I will wear the snake like a belt, and you can put the skunk down your knickers”.
His wife, rather surprised at his suggestion, asks, “What about the smell?”
Her husband replies, “If it dies, it dies.”
Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/3548856723
