A Scottish couple were returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest.
They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest and decided that it would be a good idea to try and smuggle a couple of “exotic pets” into the United Kingdom.
After a lot of thought, they decided on a snake and a skunk.
“How are we going to get these animals through customs?” the wife asked.
Her husband replied, “That’s easy my love. I will wear the snake like a belt and you can put the skunk down your knickers”.
His wife, rather surprised at his suggestion, asked him, “What about the smell?”
Her husband replied, “If it dies, it dies”.
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