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So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife.

Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those of you already up in arms about someone taking out a contract with a hitman on their wife, it’s just a joke.

And after that interruption, on we go with the joke.

Husband: “I’d like you to do away with my wife”.

Hitman: “Sure, I can do that for you, but it will cost you $10,000”.

Husband: “That’s not a problem. I have a question first though, I want to know how you are going to kill her?”

Hitman: “I will use just one shot, just below her left tit”.

Husband: “Well that’s no damn good! I want her dead, not kneecapped”.

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