“I think it might be best if we split up”, said Paddy. “We are not having much luck hitchiking, we might find it easier to get a lift if there is only one of us. Good Luck, I will meet you in the next town under the town hall clock.”
Well, later that night Joseph was waiting in the next town under the town hall clock, when along comes Paddy, driving a really fancy car.
“Where the hell did you get that?”, asked Joseph, flabbergasted by what he is seeing.
Paddy explained that after they split up, he had just walked a short way along the road, when a beautiful woman picked him up.
She drove into the woods, got out and took all her clothes off.
“She said I could have anything I wanted”, said Paddy, “so I took the car”.
“Good choice too”, said Joseph, “you would look ridiculous in her clothes”.
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