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Hit And Run Victim

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared.

A man who was the victim of the hit and run accident was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help him.

“My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the shaken man told the cop.

“But the car hit you from behind,” the officer said. “How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?”

The man replied, “I recognized her laugh!”

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