Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk.
After the doctor gave him a complete examination, he told Murphy that he would need to have a complete hip replacement.
When the surgery was scheduled and Murphy was being wheeled into the operating room, he told the surgeon he only had one request.
The surgeon asked him what it was.
Murphy replied, “Well you see, I have a large Irish Wolfhound at home and I was just wondering if you would save the bone for him”.
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