A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”.
The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them what finally made them make the decision. They did after all have nine children already, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article, that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican. They didn’t want to take the risk of having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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