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Hi-Tech Supermarket

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My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now this is a hi-tech supermarket like you can’t imagine.

In the produce department, there is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. To add to the customer experience, just before the water mister goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

The vegetable department also now features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

When you approach the milk cases, you can hear cows mooing, and there is the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg section, you can hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying (much to the disgust of the vegetarians of course).

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more!

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