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Her Husband’s Temper

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A woman went to see the Doctor as she was worried about her husband’s temper.

The Doctor asks her: “What’s the problem?

The woman said: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It really scares me.”

The Doctor says: “It’s Ok Mrs Johnson, I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it, until he either leaves the room or calms down”.

Two weeks later, the woman came back to the doctor looking really fresh and like she was reborn.

The woman said to him: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”

The Doctor said: “The water itself does nothing Mrs Johnson. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick”.

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