After three years of marriage, Holly was still intrigued by things she had heard and trying to find out about her husband’s lurid past life.
“Come on, tell me”, she asked him for what must have been the thousandth time. “I know you have been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?”
Her husband replied, “Look Holly, I don’t want to upset you. There were many. Let’s just leave it alone”.
His wife continued to beg and plead and promised that she wouldn’t get angry.
Finally, her husband gave in.
“Okay”, he said. “Let’s see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen…..”
I believe the swelling from the blow he took from a saucepan will go down eventually, but it is likely to leave a nasty scar.
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