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Help Save The Economy

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To help save the economy, the Government are expected to announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors, instead of illegal immigrants.

The reasoning behind this is that they can save Billions by lowering Social Security and Medicare costs.

The execution of this new law is anticipated to be relatively straightforward, since older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you.

Then it dawned on me … oh, shoot … I’ll see you on the bus!

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