An elderly gentleman had suffered with serious hearing problems for a number of years.
Finally, he went to the doctor, who examined him, and he was able to be fitted for a new hi-tech hearing aid that allowed him to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’
The gentleman replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
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