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Some years ago, it was a requirement in the Catholic Church for women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

One Sunday a lady arrived at a country without her head covering.

Noticing this, the priest informs her that she cannot enter the sanctuary without it.

A few moments later the lady re-appears but she is now wearing her blouse tied to her head.

The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place when you are not wearing a blouse.”

“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs him.

“Yes, I can see that” the priest says, “and your left one isn’t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter *this* church!” he insists.


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