Having seen some on sale after his weekly round of golf, he bought them and he was so delighted with his purchase that he decided to wear them home to show the wife.
Walking proudly into the house, he practically swaggered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me Martha?”
Martha, who was also still quite sprightly for her 83 years, looked him over and replied, “Nope”.
Harold was really disappointed at his wife’s response, thinking that surely Martha must have been able to notice his new golf shoes.
Being really frustrated, he decided that there was only one way to get her to notice, so he stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen, naked as the day that he was born, except for the new golf shoes.
He asked Martha again, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Martha looked up and said in her best deadpan response, “Harold, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow”.
By now really furious, Harold yells out, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARTHA?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
Harold yelled at his wife again, “IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES WOMAN!!”
Without missing a beat old Martha replies, “You should have bought a new golf hat Harold, should have definitely bought a golf hat”.
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