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Hand Grenades

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Murphy and Patrick found three hand grenades.

They weren’t sure what to do with them, but decided it was best to take them to the police station.

Patrick said, “Hang on a minute, what if one of those hand grenades explodes before we get there?”

Murphy replied, “No problem Patrick. We’ll just lie and say we only found two!”


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