A man went to his friend’s Halloween fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman holding onto his back.
“So what the heck are you supposed to be?” his friend asked, with a puzzled look on his face.
“Can’t you guess?” the man said.
“Honestly, I haven’t a clue”, his friend replied.
“I’m a snail”, the man answered.
“How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is that woman on your back?” his friend asked.
“Nah, you’ve got it wrong, mate”, the man replied. “That’s no ordinary girl, that’s Michelle”.
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