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Halloween Fancy Dress Party

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A man went to his friend’s Halloween fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman holding onto his back.

“So what the heck are you supposed to be?” his friend asked, with a puzzled look on his face.

“Can’t you guess?” the man said.

“Honestly, I haven’t a clue”, his friend replied.

“I’m a snail”, the man answered.

“How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is that woman on your back?” his friend asked.

“Nah, you’ve got it wrong, mate”, the man replied. “That’s no ordinary girl, that’s Michelle”.


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