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Half A Tooth

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My son, who is ten, came running in to tell us that half a tooth had come out.

We had a look and sure enough, a large piece of one of his teeth had broken off.

Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, “What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?”

“Nothing” he replied. “She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_(tooth)

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