My next door neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet to get it checked out.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears, and so he cleaned both ears, and as a result the dog could hear fine once more.
The vet then told the lady that if she wanted to keep this problem from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
So, the lady went to the pharmacy and bought some “Nair” hair remover.
While she was paying for the hair remover, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady replied, “It’s ok, I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “Well, if you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave those for a couple of days.”
The lady replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”
The pharmacist blushed and said, “Well in that case, you had better stay off your bicycle for about a week.”
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