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Hail Damage

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A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm.

The mechanic, seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided he would have a little fun with her, so he told her, “Well, seeing as we are really busy and I wouldn’t be able to sort it out today, I will let you in on a little secret. I will tell you how to get those dents out on your own and it will cost you nothing”.

Well, a big smile lit up the blonde woman’s face and she asked the mechanic if she could really fix the dents in the car for free.

The mechanic replied, “Sure Ma’am. Just go home, park the car, turn off the engine and let it cool down. Then when it’s cooled off, blow as hard as you can into the tail pipe. The dents will pop right out”.

Really excited, the blonde woman went home and parked her car in the driveway. She turned off the engine and went inside to wait for the engine to cool down.

After about an hour, she came out to the car and began to blow into the tailpipe as hard as she could.

Another blonde walked by and asked her what she was doing.

The first blonde woman told her what the mechanic had said to do and the second blonde woman yelled out at her, “OMG! It’s blondes like you that give us a bad name! Anyone knows that you have to roll the windows up first!”

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