Gunpowder

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His granddaughter did this religiously until she reached the ripe old age of 103, when sadly she passed away.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.


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