Murphy was on holiday in County Kerry and visited a creepy old castle where he decided to go on a guided tour to make the most of his visit.
The tour guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot about the old castle. He had a flair for really making the castle’s history come to life.
Several hours later at the end of the tour, the guide asked him if he enjoyed it.
Murphy said that he really enjoyed it, but admitted to being a bit worried in case he saw a ghost in some of the dark cobwebbed rooms and passages that the tour guise had taken them through.
“Don’t be a bit worried at all”, the guide said, “Sure I’ve never seen a ghost all the time I’ve been here”.
“How long would that be?”, Murphy asked.
The guide replied, “Oh, sure I’d say about three hundred years…….”
Murphy passed out…
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