The guide was dressed up in period costume from the 1600’s, really looked the part and certainly knew a lot about the old castle, making it’s history come to life.
Several hours later at the end of the tour, the guide asks him if he enjoyed it.
Murphy said that he really enjoyed it, but admitted to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebbed rooms and passages.
“Don’t be a bit worried”, the guide said, “Sure I’ve never seen a ghost all the time I’ve been here”.
“How long would that be?”, Murphy asked.
The guide replied, “Oh, sure I’d say about three hundred years…….”
Murphy passed out…
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