Growing Tomatoes

Image used under a Collective Commons License from http://www.peakpx.com/640366/tomatoes-on-plantA rather lovely woman in her 30’s loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red on the vine.

One day, while taking a stroll through the village, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman stopped and asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”

The gentlemen responded, “Well my dear, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself to them. The tomatoes turn red from blushing so much”.

Well, the woman was so impressed, so she decided to take the gentleman’s advice and to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.

So, twice a day for two weeks, she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by her cottage while she was out in the garden and asked her, “By the way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”

“No”, she replied, “sadly they didn’t, but my cucumbers are enormous”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from http://www.peakpx.com/640366/tomatoes-on-plant

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