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Growing Flowering Plants

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Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care.

Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die.

One day, she put three small plants that were struggling for survival on her kitchen counter.

When her husband came home from work, he took one look at the sad line-up and said, “What’s this Marion, death row?”

Sad isn’t it. Actually my ex-wife wasn’t good with plants either. She managed to kill cactus plants!

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