Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time.
He wandered from one end of the row of cards to the other and then back again, without actually selecting anything.
The assistant, noticing this, wandered over to him and asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday card? A message for your Mum or Dad? An Anniversary, or maybe your teacher isn’t well?”
Little Johnnie shook his head and answered, “Nope, nothing like that. Have you got any blank report cards?”
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