“My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after day for some 75 years now”.
Everyone there was really impressed, they all applauded him, then someone asked how he managed to keep up his daily fitness regime.
“Well”, my Great Grandpa replied, “you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk”.
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