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Grandpa’s Relationship Advice

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So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice.

Grandpa has had a lifetime of events to look back on and during that time he has quite probably had more experience when it comes to relationships than you and I have had hot dinners.

So it’s always wise to listen to Grandpa when he is in a mood to give out advice.

Some good examples of Grandpa’s advice are:

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough “horse sense” to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it’s no wonder that brides often blush.

On their wedding anniversary, the wise husband always forgets the past, but never the present.

I’m sure a few of those make sense to you, I know they do to me. Just thank Grandpa for passing on such helpful advice. It’s just a shame I didn’t out some of these before it was too late! What, you too?


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