Gorgeous Young Woman

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_DiMaggio#/media/File:Marilyn_Monroe_Joe_DiMaggio_January_1954.jpgMorris, who was an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor was most surprised to see Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

Later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You are really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doctor, “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that at all. What I said was, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur, be careful.'”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_DiMaggio#/media/File:Marilyn_Monroe_Joe_DiMaggio_January_1954.jpg

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