A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties.
They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said to her, “Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You’ll never need to worry about money.”
“Oh, sweetheart, please don’t talk that way,” his young wife exclaimed. “You’ve been so good to me already. If you go, I’ll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please tell me what I can do?”
“Well”, the old man gasped, “you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters.”
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