A man was in front of me coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake hands with the parishioners, grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.
The minister said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
The man replied, “Thank you for the invitation, but I am already in the Army of the Lord.”
The minister questioned him, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
The man whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
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