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Good Days And Bad Days

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: marriage is a bit like riding a roller coaster, sometimes there are good days and other times bad days.

Yesterday when I got home from work at the usual time, 6pm, I quickly found that it had not been one of my wife’s better days.

On days like these, nothing I can say or do seems to be right.

By 7pm, things had not changed, so I suggested that I go outside, pretend I had just got home, and we start all over again.

My wife agreed.

So, I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, “Honey, I’m home!”

“And just where have you been?” she replied sharply. “It’s after seven o’clock!”

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