Two couples who loved to play golf went on a golfing holiday together to the Algarve in Portugal.
One morning, the two husbands went out to play a round of golf, while their wives stayed in the villa and relaxed around the pool.
After a while, Bob’s wife began to get a little worried because her husband had not returned from the golf game.
As the hours passed, she became more and more concerned, until at 8 p.m. she finally saw her husband who was staggering up the road.
“What on earth happened?” his wife asked. “You should have been back hours ago! I was getting really worried about you.”
“Mike had a heart attack at the third hole,” her husband replied.
“Oh no, that’s terrible”, his wife said.
“It certainly is”, her husband answered. “All day long it was, hit the ball, drag Mike, hit the ball, drag Mike”.
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