Two couples went on a golfing holiday together to the Algarve in Portugal.
One day, the two men went out to play a round, while the girls stayed in the villa and relaxed around the pool.
After a while, Bob’s wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not returned from the golf game.
As the hours pass, she becomes more and more concerned, until at 8 p.m. she finally sees her husband who is staggering up the road.
“What on earth happened?” asked his wife. “You should have been back hours ago! I was getting really worried about you.”
“Mike had a heart attack at the third hole,” Bob replied.
“Oh no, that’s terrible,” said his wife.
“I know,” her husband answered. “All day long it was, hit the ball, drag Mike, hit the ball, drag Mike . . . ”
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