One evening, a few weeks after their honeymoon, Tim was sorting out his golfing equipment, ready for the golfing season to start.
He had dug his clubs out of the garage and was busy cleaning them and re-arranging his golf bag, eagerly looking forward to meeting up with his golfing buddies again and spending many hours on the golf course.
His wife in the meantime was standing nearby and watching what he was doing.
After along period of silence she finally spoke.
“Honey”, she began, “I’ve been thinking. Now that we are married, don’t you think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart”.
Tim suddenly got this horrified look on his face.
Noticing this, his wife said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife”, Tim replied.
“Your ex wife!” she screamed at him, “I didn’t know you were married before?”
Tim replied, “I wasn’t!”
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