Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn’t include Sean O’Connor in the games anymore.
Paddy replied “Would you want to play with someone who cheats constantly, swears all the time, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?”
“Of course I wouldn’t,” his wife said.
“Well,” says Paddy, “Neither would Sean O’Connor.”
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