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Going To Heaven

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Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met, “Tell me my good man, do you want to go to heaven?”

The man said, “Indeed I do father”.

The priest said to him, “Then stand over there against the wall”.

Then the priest asked a second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

“Certainly, father”, was the man’s reply.

“Then stand over there against the wall”, the priest said to him.

Then father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go┬áto heaven my good man?”

O’Toole said, “No, I don’t father”.

The priest, shocked, said to him, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole replied, “Oh sure father, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now!”


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