A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending up going off the road, down into a ditch and hitting a tree.
The collision left the front of a car in a terrible mess. The radiator had burst, steam was rising out of the buckled engine compartment, the driver was lucky to be alive.
An old drunk, who was following close behind him in an old banger, stopped his car and got out to see if the man was hurt.
The man said, “No, the Lord was with me, and fortunately I wasn’t hurt”.
The old drunk replied, “Well, you had better let him ride with me. The way you were driving, you are gonna kill him!”
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