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Going Away On Holiday

Bob calls over to his neighbour: “Hey Larry, going away on holiday again this summer?”

“Yes, I hope to”, said Larry, “but I need a different suggestion.”

“Go ahead ask me”, says Bob.

“You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry says.

Bob replies, “Yes, but …”, and Larry cuts him short.

“And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry continues.

“Yes, but..”, and again Larry cuts Bob off.

“And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was pregnant.”

“Yes, but…”

“Well”, says Larry, “could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her with me?”

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