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Go To Jail Go Directly To Jail

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Sure that’s a quote from Monopoly, “Go To Jail, Go Directly To Jail” and who among us doesn’t recognise that from the popular board game?

I’m sure the people being responded to in the quotes below are about to go directly to jail, or maybe indirectly via the court house, but regardless, jail has to be their next destination.

One lesson we should all learn in life is to never annoy a police officer. Sadly some people aren’t that clever and the police are happy to entertain them at their leisure for their crimes and their stupidity.

Hoping you get a laugh at these police officer quotes:

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them a while”.

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired”.

“So, you don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

“Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

“Warning! You want a warning? Ok, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket”.

“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”

“Yes sure we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven”.

“Life’s tough. You know what, it’s tougher if you’re stupid!”

“No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want”.

“Just how big were those two beers sir?”

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