One evening, soon after our last child left home for university, I carefully removed my husband’s glasses while he was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap.
“You know, honey”, I said to him sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome young man I married”.
“Honey”, he replied with a grin, “without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”
And that’s when the fighting started, the dog moved in and my husband ended up in the dog kennel.
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