His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it.
So the employee went to his doctor and told him about his trouble getting up in the morning.
The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Well, the employee slept well, very well, in fact he even woke up before the alarm went off in the morning.
He got out of bed, took a nice shower, had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
“Hey Boss” he said, “The pill the doctor gave me actually worked!”.
“That’s all fine”, said his boss, “But where were you yesterday?
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