Getting Married

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/nickgray/3571665463A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy : “So I hear you are getting married?”

“Yep!”, his buddy replied.

“Do I know her?”, the first senior citizen then asked.

“Nope!”, his buddy replied.

“This woman, is she good looking?”, the first senior citizen then asked.

“Not really”, his buddy replied.

“Is she a good cook?”, the first senior citizen then asked.

“Naw, she can’t cook too well”, his buddy replied.

“Does she have lots of money?”, the first senior citizen then asked.

“Nope! Poor as a church mouse”, his buddy replied.

“Well, then, is she good in bed?”, the first senior citizen then asked.

“I don’t know”, his buddy replied.

“Why in the world do you want to marry her then?”, the first senior citizen then asked, puzzled.

“Because she can still drive!”, his buddy replied.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/nickgray/3571665463

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