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Getting Into Heaven

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Albert Einstein dies and as luck would have it, he has a chance of getting into heaven.

He waits in line for a while at the pearly gates for someone to let him in, and then finally Saint Peter turns up.

Saint Peter says to him, “You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak into heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Please could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really are Albert Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!”

Well, a short time later, the next to arrive at the pearly gates is Picasso.

Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials.

Picasso asks, “Do you mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”

Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”

Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!”

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees Donald Trump standing there with the familiar Trump grump on his face.

Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”

Donald Trump looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”

Saint Peter sighs, “Come on in, Donald.”

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