A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick and she thought that the best way to do this was to find herself a rich old man and to screw him to death on their wedding night.
Well, she had no trouble finding the perfect candidate. They began courting and of course the old man fell head over heels in love with her, as she teased him practically to death with thoughts of what he might expect on their wedding night.
They got engaged in less than a month and then got married soon after that.
The wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference between them.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride got undressed and waited for her husband to come out of the bathroom and come to bed, so she could hopefully screw him to death.
When her husband emerged from the bathroom, however, she was amazed to see that he had nothing on except an extra large condomwhich covered a whopping 12 inch erection. He was also carrying a pair of ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing that her plan had all gone wrong, she asked him, “What are those for?”
The old man replied, “Well my darling, you might as well know, but there are just two things I can’t stand. Firstly, I can’t stand the sound of a woman screaming and secondly I hate the smell of burning rubber!”
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