A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night.
Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the old man fell head over heels in love with her, as she teased him practically to death with thoughts of what he might expect on their wedding night.
They got engaged within a month, and then got married soon after.
The wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference between them.
On the first night of their honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, she was amazed to see that he had nothing on except an extra large condom to cover a whopping 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”
The old man replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand my love: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!”
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