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A man went shopping at a local garden center to try and find some ornaments and other decor for his garden.

Having looked around for a while, he eventually made up his mind what he wanted to purchase and went up to the counter.

The man said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers and one of those bent over grandmothers in bloomers”.

The cashier replied, “that will be $8 for the pinwheels, $10 for the flamingos, $6 for the sunflowers and an apology for my wife!”


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