A man went shopping at a local garden center.
Having looked around for a while, he went up to the counter and said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers, and one of those bent over grandmas in bloomers”.
The cashier replied “that will be $8 for the pinwheels, $10 for the flamingos, $6 for the sunflowers, and an apology for my wife!”
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A man went shopping at a local garden center.
