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A man went shopping at his local garden center to try and find some ornaments and other decor for his garden to make it look nicer.

Having looked around the garden center for a while, he eventually made up his mind what he wanted to purchase and went up to the counter.

The man said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers and one of those bent over grandmothers in bloomers”.

The cashier replied, “Yes sir. That will be $8 for the pinwheels, $10 for the flamingos, $6 for the sunflowers and an apology for my wife!”

He’s not the only one to be caught out thinking that people are manikins, or the other way around. I know I have and I bet you have too! Got any funny stories about mistaken identity that you would like yo share with us? If so, please leave us a comment using the form at the bottom of the page.

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