I had to laugh out loud when I read the following review for this Garden Bird Feeding Station on Amazon.
It was obviously written by someone with a great sense of humour and if you don’t believe it’s real, see the review on the Amazon site:
Once fully erect, I stuck it into a grassy area near my back passage. The end was pointy enough to push it in really deep, so it’s not likely to get blown around the place! Within an hour, I was watching a delightful pair of tits at close range. By the end of the day, the birds were literally flocking just to get a go on my nut sacks! They seem really pleased too and haven’t stopped noshing all day! A great product. Thank you!
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