This is a selection of funny Christmas pictures that don’t have a specific theme, such as Santa and His Reindeer, or pictures of Snowmen . These are a collection of miscellaneous Christmas pictures that I found really funny and I hope that you do as well.
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I Didn’t Celebrate Christmas As A Child
Love this one. Wonder if they remained friends after that.
How To Defrost A Turkey
Whoever came up with this idea, brilliant! I know we will be having turkey for Christmas Day. It’s just not the same without turkey and all the trimmings.
Christmas Day is one day of the year where my diet just goes out the window.
My Christmas Holiday Workout Plan
There is only one thing for it after all that rich and filling Christmas food is there. Get some exercise by opening a bottle of wine. Ahhh…
Andy Pandy On The Brandy
The Holy Family Sing-A-Long
Can you just imagine the scene in Bethlehem if Mary and Joseph were to get up and have a sing-a-long with the shepherds or the wise men.
I wonder what was in the charts back in -4BC?
Grandma Has A Twisted Sense Of Humor
We all love grandma, but we never know what she is going to get up to at Christmas. Dad had a real surprise last year, she made him wear it too! Wonder what she has in store for us this year.
The Year Santa Claus Hired A Consultant
A Pirate’s Worst Christmas Present
You all know what a pirate really wants at Christmas don’t you? A bottle of rum of course, so he can get legless!
Creepy Elf Christmas Tree
I think this might be one way to keep unwanted visitors away…
A Lazy Way To Decorate Your Yard For Christmas
I guess this is one lazy way to decorate your yard for Christmas. Or, you could be like me and just not bother.
The History Of Egg Nog
Egg Nog has over recent years become a Christmas tradition, especially in the USA. It’s definitely one of those love it or hate it products though. Me? I’m not a fan.
In the UK it used to be Snowballs that were the rage years ago (Advocaat & Lemonade), but I never really liked those either. I don’t think it’s very popular any more, at least not in our house.
Poor old Santa Claus. He is so busy on Christmas Eve, he sometimes gets things mixed up. Or maybe he just loves to play tricks on people. You decide.
It’s Time To Shut The Elf Up!
Not everyone loves the elf on the shelf, and sometimes when you have had enough elfish tomfoolery, there is only one thing to do about it.
How Did Jesus Get His Christmas Shopping Home?
Very clever whoever thought of this!
Of course, those of you who are a lot younger than me might not get this. “Little Donkey” was a Christmas hit in 1959 (yes all that long ago) by Nina and Frederik. Although it’s been recorded many times since by other artists, this is the original.
The Fourth Wise Man
The Three Wise Women
All mothers know that having just given birth, all the gold in the world, or fancy spices or other worldy goods aren’t going to help you through the first week with a newborn child.
What you really need is plenty of diapers, some meals in the freezer that are ready to heat up, and of course wine, lots of WINE to help get you through those sleepless nights!
Of course the wine might just help the baby to sleep better as well, if you are breast feeding…
The Three Not So Wise Men
Can you just picture the scene, where the three wise men meet up with their gifts and one has bought Frankenstein’s monster instead of frankincense. Time to run for the hills before he kills us all, although this depiction shows a rather kinder monster don’t you think.
I Got Fat For Christmas
Sadly that’s often been my problem, especially growing up, when Christmas meant lots of selection boxes of chocolates, nuts, other sweet things, and huge meals of turkey, roast beef etc, with my plate piled high every day and going back for seconds and sometimes even thirds!
These days I am rather more careful in what I eat (well, most of the time), but I still manage to pack on a few pounds over Christmas.
Alexa Messes Up Yet Another Christmas Order
Yet another Christmas order by mail gets messed up by Alexa.
Christmas Tree Dating
Even Christmas Trees have marital problems it seems, especially if Mrs Christmas Tree finds her other half busy on an online dating site.
Christmas Coloring Pictures For Lazy People
Another funny Christmas picture that I find very clever. Everything in this picture is in black and white, so there is actually nothing left to color, unless of course you want to touch up the animals eye color.
It might be funny to do a Picasso job on the animals though… If you do, please send us a copy in a comment.
Love Thy Neighbor
What a lovely gesture, especially in these times of goodwill to all men (and neighbors) lol.
The Ghost Of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional
Once you let the “Grammar Nazis” loose at Christmas, nothing is ever quite the same again.
Post Christmas Massacre
Those air-blown Christmas yard decorations may look great when they are switched on, but as this picture shows, once you turn the power off, it does look like a Christmas massacre.
Cats Are Evil
In this world, you are either a cat lover, or you think with their arrogance and “don’t care” attitude they are the spawn of the devil.
This one (in my opinion of course) appears to definitely be one fo the latter.
Now That’s Gotta Hurt!
You can just imagine what the starfish is thinking…
It’s cruel to keep starfish in a tank though, they belong in the sea, but as this is only a joke…
This One Is Definitely The Naughty Elf!
Some elves are good, of course we all know that, but just once n a while you find a naughty one. This is a really naughty one…
Beware Of Elves Offering You A Drink At Christmas
You just never know what Elves put in their fiendish concoctions, so be warned…
Stop Playing With My Balls
Looks Like Santa Got My List
When You Run Out Of Christmas Wrapping Paper
There is nothing quite like improvisation, especially when you try to wrap that final present on Christmas Eve, only to find that you have run out of Christmas wrapping paper.
Bite the bullet, do a quick bit of thinking out of the box, and convert some “Happy Birthday” wrapping paper into “Happy Birthday Jesus” wrapping paper with a black marker.
Ah that post-Christmas ritual, hunting bows. Normal people would go hunting with a bow, but not Uncle Fred!
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