Funny Christmas Pictures

This is a selection of funny Christmas pictures that don’t have a specific theme, such as Santa and His Reindeer, Snowmen etc. They are a collection of funny Christmas pictures that I found really funny and I hope that you do as well.

Merry Christmas everyone, and please share this post if you enjoy them. There are links to Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest on every page if you want to share a post to one of these social media sites.


How To Defrost A Turkey

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Whoever came up with this idea, brilliant! I know we will be having turkey for Christmas Day. It’s just not the same without turkey and all the trimmings.

Christmas Day is one day of the year where my diet just goes out the window.


My Christmas Holiday Workout Plan

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There is only one thing for it after all that rich and filling Christmas food is there. Get some exercise by opening a bottle of wine. Ahhh…


The Holy Family Sing-A-Long

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Can you just imagine the scene in Bethlehem if Mary and Joseph were to get up and have a sing-a-long with the shepherds or the wise men.

I wonder what was in the charts back in -4BC?

 


The History Of Egg Nog

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Egg Nog has over recent years become a Christmas tradition, especially in the USA. It’s definitely one of those love it or hate it products though. Me? I’m not a fan.

In the UK it used to be Snowballs that were the rage years ago (Advocaat & Lemonade), but I never really liked those either. I don’t think it’s very popular any more, at least not in our house.


How Did Jesus Get His Christmas Shopping Home?

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Very clever whoever thought of this!

Of course, those of you who are a lot younger than me might not get this. “Little Donkey” was a Christmas hit in 1959 (yes all that long ago) by Nina and Frederik. Although it’s been recorded many times since by other artists, this is the original.


The Fourth Wise Man

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The Three Wise Women

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All mothers know that having just given birth, all the gold in the world, or fancy spices or other worldy goods aren’t going to help you through the first week with a newborn child.

What you really need is plenty of diapers, some meals in the freezer that are ready to heat up, and of course wine, lots of WINE to help get you through those sleepless nights!

Of course the wine might just help the baby to sleep better as well, if you are breast feeding…


Christmas Tree Dating

Image found on Facebook. Please contact us if you own the copyrightEven Christmas Trees have marital problems it seems, especially if Mrs Christmas Tree finds her other half busy on an online dating site.


Christmas Coloring Pictures For Lazy People

Image found on Facebook. Please contact us if you own the copyrightAnother funny Christmas picture that I find very clever. Everything in this picture is in black and white, so there is actually nothing left to color, unless of course you want to touch up the animals eye color.

It might be funny to do a Picasso job on the animals though… If you do, please send us a copy in a comment.

 


Love Thy Neighbor

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What a lovely gesture, especially in these times of goodwill to all men (and neighbors) lol.


The Ghost Of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional

Image found on Facebook. Please contact us if you own the copyrightOnce you let the “Grammar Nazis” loose at Christmas, nothing is ever quite the same again.

 


Post Christmas Massacre

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Those air-blown Christmas yard decorations may look great when they are switched on, but as this picture shows, once you turn the power off, it does look like a Christmas massacre.


Cats Are Evil

Image found on Facebook. Please contact us if you own the copyrightIn this world, you are either a cat lover, or you think with their arrogance and “don’t care” attitude they are the spawn of the devil.

This one (in my opinion of course) appears to definitely be one fo the latter.


Now That’s Gotta Hurt!

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You can just imagine what the starfish is thinking…

It’s cruel to keep starfish in a tank though, they belong in the sea, but as this is only a joke…


This One Is Definitely The Naughty Elf!

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Some elves are good, of course we all know that, but just once n a while you find a naughty one. This is a really naughty one…

 


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