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Full Moon

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/gnuckx/4836489480Two drunks are staggering home along the road, when one drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”.

The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend.

“You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk says.

They began to argue with each other over whether it was the sun or the moon, when another drunk staggers along the road towards them.

They asked him, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I don’t know. I don’t live around here”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/gnuckx/4836489480

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