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Full Moon

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Two drunks were staggering home along the road, when one drunk looked up and said to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”.

The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunken friend.

“You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk said.

They began to argue with each other over whether it was the sun or the moon, when another drunk staggered along the road towards them.

They asked him, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I don’t know. I don’t live around here”.

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