I got into trouble at school today. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”.
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud.
My parents told me to always tell the truth, so I did. Fried Chicken is my favorite animal.
When I got home I told my dad what happened. He said my teacher was probably a member of the RSPCA. He said that they love animals very much.
Well I love animals very much too, especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I think she was annoyed because the whole class laughed.
I told the principal what happened. He laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again and sent me back to class.
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into Fried Chicken.
She flew into a rage and sent me back to the principal’s office.
I told the principal what happened. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, “Colonel Sanders”. Guess where I am now?
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