With great difficulty, as he is obviously well sloshed, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day. He tells the policeman that his daughter got married that morning, that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and then drank a number of single malt scotches after that.
The French policeman proceeds to give the Englishman an alcohol breathalyzer test and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we are asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . on the other side?”
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