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Free Sex At The Gas Station

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A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”.

It wasn’t long before a local redneck pulled in to the gas station, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close, the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time”.

A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled into the gas station for a fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.

Again the proprietor said, “Sorry, the lucky number was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”

Bubba replied, “No Billy Ray, it ain’t rigged, my wife won twice last week.”

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