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Freak Storm

Image used under a Collective Commons License from elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere.

Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and lifted their car up in the air.

They were thrown about for several seconds, before the car returned to Earth, landing upside down in the yard of a nearby house.

The elderly couple were both shaken, but mostly thankfully they were alright and not badly hurt.

The wife crawled out of the wrecked vehicle and noticed that between being thrown around in the air and crawling out of the car, her clothes had been shredded and she was left practically naked.

Just then, her husband shouted out to her, “Honey! My leg is stuck, I can’t get out of the car! Go find help!”

“I’m naked! I’m not running down the street like this!”, the old woman said in protest.

At that, the old man grabbed his shoe that was lying on the ceiling of the car and tossed it to her.

“Here, cover yourself up with this and go find help!”

So, the wife placed the shoe over her crotch and ran down the street.

Luckily, she spotted a passing car and was able to flag down the driver.

“Excuse me, sir! My husband is stuck and he can’t get out! Please help us!”

The driver looked at the shoe, paused for a moment, and then looked at her again.

“I’m terribly sorry, ma’am, but if he is in that far, I’m pretty sure he isn’t coming out!”

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