A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.
Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group of young Mothers, “Having watched all of you for a while, I can tell you that you all have obsessions”.
To the first young Mother he said, “You are obviously obsessed with eating. You have even named your daughter Candy”.
He turned to the second young Mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny”.
He turned to the third young Mother and said, “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy”.
At this point, the fourth young Mother quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he”s talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home”.
So, my question to any young Mother reading this is, “What are your children’s names?”
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